When You Do IT Request Service on Male

Getting busy and busier make me hard to find any ideas to fill up this blog, but thanks to my friend, he sent me funny e-mail about this IT service. Yes, it show you what will happen when you do IT request service on male. Check these letter from Mrs. Desperate and Mr. IT Service out..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.......... Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,

Desperate


Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - over use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband..
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie ... Good Luck,

So, how is it? Doesn't it sound familiar? Sometimes, we, girls (yeah, I'm a girl) fall in love with this Entertaining Packages so bad because they really able to entertain us. Few days or weeks or months later we decided to make the Packages our Long-Lasting and Eternal Private Property but we forget that those Packages are humans, not stuffs. They both built by both Bad and Good materials which make them unique in each. We often forget about it, don't we? We want them exactly same like what we want. We want them to "operate" perfectly according to our standard(s). When they fail to satisfy us, we want to reset them over and over again until they match our "perfect-lists".

Maybe.. we better upgrade and fix our Operation System first so we can match with them. It will be easier to change ourselves than others because we know which methods suit us and which not. Why? Because everyone built in their own unique system, our method may not works 100% perfectly on them. If, we can upgrade ourselves and match their system, it will be easier to communicate and understand each other, and they will appreciate and love us more,don't you think?

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A little corner of Love

Few days ago, one of my best friends called me. We did a loonngggg chit chat because we haven’t contacted each others for months. Minutes later, we began to do girl talk, who dates with who, who got break up, who married who. But when I asked about her boyfriend, she got quite. Great, I think I did mistake here… I ask again, “What happened?”. She cried.. Crap !

Then she started to tell her story. Few months ago, she already broke up because her boyfriend did affair behind her. Not long time, she found the new one. Unfortunately, this new one is her ex’s friend in office. A little chaos happened. A little fight appeared. Then my friend (let’s call her A) tells her new one (Let’s call him… Z) what she has ‘done’ with her ex. Like what she guessed, Z was angry so bad and decided to separate. Dunno what happened, but they still contact each other. My friend, A, never ask about Z’s true feeling. They go together, watch movies together, but Z never say that he wants to be with A again. Then I ask.. 

Me         : Have you ever ask him if he wants to be with you again?

A             : I have

Me         : The answer ?

A             : He said “I don’t know.. maybe later”. I can’t ask him again. It’s me who did the wrong thing.

Me         : What have you done? You didn’t have any idea that your ex will have another girl right?

A             : Yeah.. I know.. but I don’t want to make Z hate me because asking about our relationship

Me          : How long is that ‘later’ ?

A             : I don’t know ! I don’t dare to ask him more… It’s me.. got it? It’s me who acted like a jerk…

Me         : Do you see yourself as a ‘trash’ ?

A             : In this case… maybe….

Me         : Are you a ‘trash’ ?
A             : Of course not  ! (then she quite)
Maybe.. I shouldn’t see myself like a ‘trash’ right? … Do you think that Z is a still a ‘boy’ ? Who still can’t see me and approved me as who I am? (she begin to cry..)
Me         : Maybe…  Hmmm…. Does Z still care about you?

A             : I think so.. Sometimes if he’s not busy, he ask me to hang out together, dinner… and.. sometimes grab my hand and ask me to sit near him…

Me         : But he always answer “I don’t know” ? Does he only looking for you when he’s getting bored?

A             : Yes…. And.. yes..

Me          : Do you really love Z ?

A             : Yes !

Me          : Do you want to marry him? And live with him forever?

A             : Yes, of course  !

Me         : Why ?

A             : It’s like…. I see everything I want from a guy on him !

Me          : Really?

A             : Yeaa…. Not all. He’s not good in making decision.. including his feeling itself..

Me           : Can you live forever with  a guy like that? OR.. A ‘boy’ ? (A laugh..)

A             : I don’t think so…

Me           : Then why do you want to marry him?

A             : Because he’s the best for me ! I don’t think I can’t found any other guy like him…

Me          : Are you sure? (quite)
IF.. after you marry him, he still bad in making any decision.. even for his own feeling, will you leave him?
A             : How can I leave him? Divorce? Impossible ! It’s a shame to make any divorce (Yes, it’s true.. some people in Indonesia still look divorce as a shame)
Me           : If it’s POSSIBLE, will you LEAVE him?

A             : ……………. I can’t live with a man who can’t make decision…

Me         : Then why you marry with that man if you know you can’t live with a man like that for forever?

She began to cry and ask me over and over what she has to do. I said,

“Marrying is a LIFE commitment not just a game. You can’t do “Undo” or press ‘ctrl+u’ or “ctrl+z’. You marry with that man, you ‘marry’ with the whole family… forever.."

She said it’s too hard for now to think like that. Her heart’s still trembling. She said that she really loves Z, but she can’t stand if Z doesn’t change his that-bad character of him. Then I said..

“Think carefully. See yourself years after this. Can you live with a man like that? For everyday? The decision is yours…”

Isn’t life confusing sometime? She Loves But She Hates in the same time. I haven’t married yet, but I’ve seen so many people got divorce because they married someone only for ‘love’ sake. Love makes them blind. Love makes them forget what is “marry” mean. Love makes them forget that ‘marrying’ is a Life commitment, a contract that has no period. We read many divorcing in news, especially celebrities.

If that what adults think about marrying, maybe we should learn from kids who still see marrying as a precious treasure that will live forever… Read more!

True Love Never Ends

Have you ever heard that quote, "True Love Never Ends" ? I think most of you ever heard about that.

Today, at a shopping mall near my home, I saw a couple that caught my eyes. Not because their clothes, not because their money (LOL), but because their age. Both of them are old, maybe around 70-80 years old. They walk around the mall and held each other's hand. Sometimes they have to stop because the woman need a little rest. I watching them from far while eating my potato balls. Then I saw something that I won't forget....

When the woman stopped, her husband said something to her. I couldn't hear what he said to her, but the woman pointed at her leg. Maybe her leg's hurt. Then her husband said something again and pointed a seat. That woman looked at where her husband pointing at and thought for a while, before she smiled to her husband and began to walk. That man slipped his hand to her arm and help her walk to the nearest seat.

That moment happened less than 5 minutes. But that was enough. I saw them walked to their seat slowly, not disturbed by the crowd. They talked at each other and sometimes with a little laugh. It's like they just met each other yesterday ! If someone talked about, "True Love Never Ends", that's them ! Even though they are not young anymore, their eyes said I Love You. Even though they are not young anymore, when they smiled at each other, I saw the most beautiful smile I've ever seen.

I'm so thankful that my Dad came late. If not, maybe I couldn't see this "less than 5 minutes" moment today. Less than 5 minutes, maybe just 2 minutes but enough to taught me about "True Love" more than any best seller books and talk show about Love in this world :)

*********True Love Never Ends**********

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