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10:08 PM
Amelia
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband uninstalled many other valuable programmes, such as Romance and Personal Attention and then installed undesirable programs such as Rugby, Football, Sailing and Continuous TV.......... Conversation no longer runs, and Housecleaning simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend is an Entertainment Package, while Husband is an Operating System. Please enter the command: 'http: I Thought You Loved Me.html' and try to download Tears. Don't forget to install the Guilt update. If that application works as designed, Husband should then automatically run the applications Jewellery and Flowers, but remember - over use of the above application can cause Husband to default to Grumpy Silence, Garden Shed or Beer. Beer is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources). Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband..
In summary, Husband is a great system, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. It also tends to work better running one task at a time. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Food and Hot Lingerie ... Good Luck,
So, how is it? Doesn't it sound familiar? Sometimes, we, girls (yeah, I'm a girl) fall in love with this Entertaining Packages so bad because they really able to entertain us. Few days or weeks or months later we decided to make the Packages our Long-Lasting and Eternal Private Property but we forget that those Packages are humans, not stuffs. They both built by both Bad and Good materials which make them unique in each. We often forget about it, don't we? We want them exactly same like what we want. We want them to "operate" perfectly according to our standard(s). When they fail to satisfy us, we want to reset them over and over again until they match our "perfect-lists".
Maybe.. we better upgrade and fix our Operation System first so we can match with them. It will be easier to change ourselves than others because we know which methods suit us and which not. Why? Because everyone built in their own unique system, our method may not works 100% perfectly on them. If, we can upgrade ourselves and match their system, it will be easier to communicate and understand each other, and they will appreciate and love us more,don't you think?
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